#OccupyWallStreet editorial cartoon and Top 10 Occupy Wall Street Airline  jokes

“If Wall Street was an airline, would the 99% still want to force the captains of industry to shut down operations just before the holidays?” — Yasha Harari
“Top 10 #OccupyWallStreet Airline jokes”
10. #OccupyFlightCrews – Because the 99% are tired of being flown around by the top 1% of in-flight personnel.
9. #OccupyWings – It’s the best way for pilots to keep the other 99% aboard from rising up.
8. #OccupyCockpits – Because the 99% are tired of the captains of the airline industry getting the best view.
7. #OccupyPoliticalExtremes – Because little is as boring as compromise and agreeing with your counterpart most of the time.
6. #OccupyAirports – Because the 99% are tired of being groped by the top 1% of TSA Agents.
5. #OccupyRunways – Because the 99% of airplanes are tired of yielding to the top 1% of jumbo jets.
4. #OccupyHandouts – Because there’s no such thing as a free lunch or a cheap first class ticket.
3. #OccupyEconomyClass – Because it’s cheaper than occupying business class.
2. #OccupyGreed – Even the most well-intentioned Occupy Wall Street protester wants more, and even the noblest of the wealthiest 1% wants to give away less.
… and the #1 Occupy Wall Street Airline joke  is:
1. #OccupyAirSpace – Because up in the air, you’re the sovereign ruler of your own domain.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.

 

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