Earthquake editorial cartoon and Top 10 Earthquake jokes

“Earthquakes are like one night stands. You shake, rattle and roll, and then you split before it all comes crashing down.” — Yasha Harari
“Top 10 Earthquake jokes”
10. August. A time for sunny beaches, easy downtime, and political earthquakes.
9. First S&P downgraded America’s bond rating credit, then DC and NYC suffered an earthquake. God must be playing SimCity and Angry Birds again.
8. Dominique Strauss-Kahn was so relieved that the rape charges against him were dropped, when he cracked a smile to the attending media, the Earth quaked. 
7. To everyone’s surprise, Tripoli was overrun by anti-Gadaffi rebels in the space of just two days and 6 months of earth quaking NATO airstrikes.
6. Earthquakes prove that even the mightiest can fall between the cracks.
5. Q: What do you call a NATO airbomb warhead that looks sexy, is made to rock your world and doesn’t work? A: A Blonde Bombshell. 
4. An earthquake is caused by plates of the Earth crashing together. Kinda like a big fat Greek wedding. Yassou!
3. The extreme Right wing of the Republican Party blamed President Obama for the earthquake that hit the Northeast United States, more proof that fundamentalists are fundamentally flawed.
2. The discredited maid who accused Dominique Strauss-Kahn of raping her, could not be reached for comment after the court set him free, as she was busy in her maid outfit, cleaning the suite of another VIP.
… and the #1 Earthquake joke is:
1. You can’t move everyone in the North East region of the United States with bad politics. but you can with an earthquake.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com

 

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