Earthquakes Of Late August
Earthquake editorial cartoon and Top 10 Earthquake jokes
- “Earthquakes are like one night stands. You shake, rattle and roll, and then you split before it all comes crashing down.” — Yasha Harari
- “Top 10 Earthquake jokes”
- 10. August. A time for sunny beaches, easy downtime, and political earthquakes.
- 9. First S&P downgraded America’s bond rating credit, then DC and NYC suffered an earthquake. God must be playing SimCity and Angry Birds again.
- 8. Dominique Strauss-Kahn was so relieved that the rape charges against him were dropped, when he cracked a smile to the attending media, the Earth quaked.
- 7. To everyone’s surprise, Tripoli was overrun by anti-Gadaffi rebels in the space of just two days and 6 months of earth quaking NATO airstrikes.
- 6. Earthquakes prove that even the mightiest can fall between the cracks.
- 5. Q: What do you call a NATO airbomb warhead that looks sexy, is made to rock your world and doesn’t work? A: A Blonde Bombshell.
- 4. An earthquake is caused by plates of the Earth crashing together. Kinda like a big fat Greek wedding. Yassou!
- 3. The extreme Right wing of the Republican Party blamed President Obama for the earthquake that hit the Northeast United States, more proof that fundamentalists are fundamentally flawed.
- 2. The discredited maid who accused Dominique Strauss-Kahn of raping her, could not be reached for comment after the court set him free, as she was busy in her maid outfit, cleaning the suite of another VIP.
- … and the #1 Earthquake joke is:
- 1. You can’t move everyone in the North East region of the United States with bad politics. but you can with an earthquake.
- Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.