Desert Island cartoon and Top 10 Occupy Solitude jokes

“A man stuck on a desert island has a solar-powered shortwave radio and after hearing about the #OccupyWallStreet protests decides to demonstrate against himself for a more equitable share of the spoils.” — Yasha Harari
“Top 10 Occupy Solitude jokes”
10. Wall Street bankers might have more empathy for #OccupyWallStreet protesters if they didn’t have their own private islands to hide on.
9. If #OWS people Occupy Desert Islands, would they still be as upset with the system back home?
8. #OccupySolitude – Because after two months of trying to #OccupyTogether the only thing that was achieved is a lot of noise without a lot of poise.
7. If everyone who feels alone decides to occupy solitude together, how would that work?
6.  #OccupySurvivor – It’s time for the 99% of Survivor rejects to put an end to that corrupt, capitalist, backstabbing reality TV show.
5. A Wall Street banker and an OWS protester are stuck on a desert island together, and the banker enriches himself off of the protester by controlling half the coconuts.
4. A woodland Hermit protested against the top 1% by occupying the mountaintop forest by himself.
3. A loner who manages to eek out a living off the grid and outside of the network, decided that if he occupies solitude, he would be protesting against himself.
2. Solomon Grundie, a lonely and sad French student is despondent  about his poor study habits when his teacher tells him, “Sol, etude!”
… and the #1 #OccupySolitude joke  is:
1. #OccupyAlone – Pitting uniques among the 99% against elites among the top 1%.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.

 

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