Confessions of God book title #OccupyReligion editorial cartoon and Top 10 Occupy Religion  jokes

“And as God gazed upon the breadth of his domain, he wept, for he realized that the people were too occupied with religion.” — Yasha Harari
“Top 10 #OccupyReligion jokes”
10. #OccupySocialMedia – If Organized Religion was nearly as useful to you as Social Media, why are most of your friends not following your faith?
9. #OccupyTelevangelists – It makes great TV.
8. #OccupyInternet – If Religion is supposed to adhere to the old ways, why are there any religious websites?
7. #OccupyNature – If man was meant to follow any particular religion, why are there so many?
6. #OccupyScience – Religion proves that Science is imperfect, because .
5. #OccupyHaiku – Religion is good. It proves some adults, like kids, need supervision.
4. #OccupyBelief – If you can believe that Religion is part of God’s plan, then why did he give you one that makes your life so unpleasant.
3. #OccupySkepticism – 1% of the most powerful people believe what the other 99% know is nonsense.
2. #OccupyIndoctrination – Teaching our children that the best way to relate to religion is to stay out of it and exercise free will.
… and the #1 Occupy Religion joke  is:
1. #OccupyGod – Demanding a fair share of divinity, because the top 0.000000000000000000000000000001% of the Universe controls the welfare of the other 99.9999999999999999999999999999%.
Reference: Yasha Harari for


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