#OccupyShopping editorial cartoon and Top 10 Occupy Shopping jokes

“You know you are having a great Black Friday if you avoid the malls.” — Yasha Harari

“Top 10 #OccupyShopping jokes”
10. On Black Friday, the other 99% of people in mega stores will outnumber the top 1% of retail employees earning holiday wages.
9. If you occupy shopping malls, will you buy things within their walls?
8. On Black Friday, #OWS stands for Occupy Weekend Sales.
7. #OccupyWallStreet is upset that of the 152 Million estimated brick and mortar shoppers going to gift-hunt this Black Friday, the top 1% of them will buy half the items.
6. Observe American consumer holiday traditions. Occupy Shopping Carts with great products. Enrich the top 1% of Chinese manufacturing moguls who profit from your complacent, group-think behavior.
5. President Obama wants you to Occupy Stores with open hearts and open wallets, because it gives him a weekend not to hear complaints about the economy.
4. Even the delicious birds who survived Thanksgiving Thursday don’t shop on Black Friday. 
3. Part of the hype and excitement of Black Friday is being first in line to get the latest and greatest gifts for loved ones, which is about as mature as a three year old who wants something trivial and unnecessary RIGHT NOW! For that reason alone, you should #OccupyShopping and refuse frivolous requests backed solely by marketing and ads from the top 1% of retailers.
2. It’s a lot easier to occupy shopping than to change the system the day after everyone has gouged themselves on a Thanksgiving turkey feast that can’t be beat.
… and the #1 Occupy Shopping joke  is:
1. #OccupyShopping – Black Friday is here. Don’t despair. Pretend you care.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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