Angry Tweets cartoon and Top 10 Angry Tweet jokes

“If you get up in the middle of the night to read a blog and complain about it to a sea of uninfluential people, you might be an angry tweeter.” — Yasha Harari
“Top 10 Angry Tweet jokes”
10. If it takes you 140 characters to write an angry tweet, you’re no good at it.
9. John tweet Jane: Last night was fun. Jane tweeted John: My head hurts & I have cucumber-ginger stains on my sheets. UR dead #*@#$& !@~&^*!
8. To count the amount of angry tweets tossed around every day, would drive a bird-brain insane. 
7. Three things lots of people don’t like: Beets, cheats and tweets.
6. Angry big cats don’t tweet. They eat tweeters.
5. Angry birds in the desert don’t tweet viciously at noisy, visiting tourist birds from the big city. They just watch them dehydrate to death.
4. Three things lots of people don’t understand: Bits, chits and twits.
3. Angry dogs don’t tweet, and it’s the fault of their humans.
2. Hurricanes, the economy, the war in Libya, unrest in Syria and across the Middle East, these things don’t tweet, but there are lots of angry tweets about it.
… and the #1 Angry Tweet joke is:
1. You can’t always tweet what you want, but if you try sometime, you just might find, you tweet what you need.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com

 

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