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Apple has… put out an invite! Smash the glass on the emergency alarm. Call out the national guard. Fire up the hot take machine. Or… get a grip. Apple invite is out! Confirmed on 9/9 at Bill Graham Civic Auditorium in SF at 10am “Hey Siri, Give us a hint.” — Emily Chang (@emilychangtv) August 27, 2015 We’ve got to stop playing this game. Journalists have been tripping over themselves for far too long when it comes to the latest sniff of a new thing from Apple. Of course, the reason is traffic. Apple means traffic. I’m writing this because…

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