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The future of men’s hi-tech toilet accessories has never looked so bright. There’s now a cutting-edge urinal that’s bound to turn the bathroom into your new favorite place and pissing into your new favorite activity. The Urinary 2.0 is a smart dick bidet that aims to take the hassle out of taking a leak by automating the cleaning process and making it entirely hands-free. This not only means you won’t have to get your hands dirty, but that you can also cut the chances of dropping your phone in the toilet in half by holding it with both hands. That’s right. Once you’ve emptied your tank, the hi-tech urinal will…

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