"Top 10 cloud computing jokes"
10) Now that IPv6 has gone global, iProducts intend to use up all 340 Undecillion new internet addresses by synching one node to each iDroplet of iRain in the iCloud.
9) Google, facebook, flickr, hotmail, and now Apple are feeding conspiracy theorists who fear government weather control by computing with clouds.
8) Even if you are in Heaven and you have an unlimited iCloud account, you still have to pay for your Apple product.
7) Cloud computing should be named Cloudy computing, because it's precipitous, vague, messy, hazy and unpredictable.
6) If your hot computing Cloud bumps into a cold computing Cloud, you get Lightning computing, followed by stormy computing and network outages.
5) Cupertino, California may be home to the Apple Cloud, but the clouds in the sky are still footloose and trademark free.
4) Don't blame the weatherman for the cloudy weather, and don't blame the Apple CEO for the cloud computing.
3) Wall Street believes that cloud computing may be the next big thing in vaporware: It's hot, it's cold, it's new, it's old, it's worked, it's FAILed, Jobs talks, he's hailed.
2) Cloud computing is more fun than a barrel of monkeys with a million Shakespeares worth of keyboards.
... and the #1 cloud computing joke is:
1) Cloud computing brings network rain storms.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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