"Top 10 Obama Change jokes"
10) Obama promised Hope and Change, and what he delivered was hopeless pains.
9) Obama did bring change ... after he spent all the bills.
8) Don't blame Obama for Changing America's economy, and don't Hope things will get better after the next Presidential elections.
7) Obama does want you to Change ... your tires, to save the Earth.
6) If you Hope Change will make things better, you had better know that you can't buy much with a fistful of coins.
5) Hope and Change are on the way ... just not from Obama, or anyone who occupies The White House.
4) When Congress learned about Obama's Hope and Change, they started making new bills ... Trillions of them, in fact.
3) The Arab Spring is full of Hope and Change. Most of the revolutionaries are hopeful that their dictatorships will change.
2) In Washington, if you want a friend, get a dog. In the Obama Administration, if you want a friend, promise people Hope and Change as a reward for their votes and then tell them it takes a decade.
... and the #1 Obama Change joke is:
1) Obama is different from every other President, except for every other President.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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