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:^) Tuesday, June 21, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 128} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Debt Weight
Funny One Liner:
"If time is money, then maybe the US Dollar, Japanese Yen, and European Euro would all be stronger if their leaders would spend less time on the debt problem." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top 10 Global Debt Crisis jokes"
10) Dollar is to Euro as Yen is to Pound. One is worth Zero the other's in the ground.
9) Greece could fix its problem with some more financial grease from the European Circle Jerk.
8) America could fix the economic woes of Europe, because the US Dollar is owned by China.
7) China could fix the world's economic problems, as long as the borrowers would paint everything Red.
6) Debt to Savings ratios: The more Yuan, the less You Have.
5) President Obama assured Germany and France that the European Central Bank can keep printing and lending money to itself, pointing to Germany's past experiences with that tactic, in the years running up to World War II.
4) Facebook believes it could solve the global debt crisis, but that's an option it doesn't Like.
3) CRISIS = Currency Ruptures International Systems In Stall.
2) Google says politicians and and economists could easily solve all the world's economic troubles, if they'd just refine their searches and keep their hands off the hotel help.
... and the #1 Global Debt Crisis joke is:
1) DEBT = Dollar Euro Borrowed Time.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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