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:^) Thursday, June 30, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 133} (^8  

Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Slippery economics as a Chinese restaurant
political cartoon panel of bank of china buffet 
worldwide economic financial crash news line drawing art ink on paper 2011 june 30 , from laughzilla for TheDailyDose.com

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Funny One Liner:
"The worldwide financial crisis could be fixed, if only we'd all agree to be subjects of China - at least until their own housing bubble bursts." ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top 10 Global Financial Crisis jokes"

10) Save your pennies. They're not worth much, but they reinforce concrete pretty well.

9) I saw a long line near a bank in downtown New York, and I felt sorry for all the people in desperate need of financial help, until I realized they were in line at the Apple store.

8) You can Google your dreams all day, but the company still won't show results on how to fix the global economic meltdown.

7) Twitter could fix the global economic crisis, if only tweets were worth money.

6) Bollywood could bailout the bad worldwide economy, if only their iconic dance routines translated into international fiscal fortunes.

5) The IMF could fix the worldwide money meltdown if only they would shut themselves down.

4) The U.S. Dollar is worth less today than ten years ago, but it's still the currency Yuan to have.

3) Greek debt isn't the center of the worldwide fiscal disaster, but the riots in Athens are not over their Feta.

2) The Arab world could fix the worldwide oil crisis, if only we would all submit to the will of Allah and lower our standard of living.

... and the #1 Global Financial Crisis joke is:

1) Money makes the world go 'round, debt makes the spin crash to ground.


Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.


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