"Top 10 Will and Kate jokes"
10) The global media is featuring wall to wall coverage of Will and Kate's Royal Wedding because who can be bothered with covering more revolutionary news in Araby?
9) When it comes to April in London, nothing sells like cotton candy and royal weddings.
8) Will Kate make for a happy wedding?
7) The Syrian Ambassador to the UK had his invitation to the royal nuptials revoked just one day before the big gig, because it would be so dreadful and uncooth to have that particular dictatorship represented at a British royal
wedding.
6) Lovely lass though she may be, Kate Middleton is to English mindshare what IPv6 is to the average internet user: Just another distraction they'll never fully understand or care for.
5) While Prince William of England is delighted to be marrying a woman so different from his mother, the late Princess Diana, deviant psychologists are disappointed that he isn't marrying someone more like his father.
4) Libya, Yemen, Syria ... these are three countries whose culinary delights will likely not be served at Prince William and Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding.
3) Breaking News: Prince William and his bride Kate are rumoured not to be heading to Tripoli for their honeymoon, due to the climate.
2) Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair is not invited to the Royal Wedding of Will and Kate, because he is not a member of the Order of the Garter. Does this suggest that all invitees are now members of that Order?
... and the #1 Will and Kate joke is:
1) Americans who fawn over British Royalty are traitors to the Americans who fought in the Revolutionary War, but isn't all that anachronistic pomp and pageantry for the heirs of English tyranny just so lovely?
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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