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    "Lockheed Martin suffered a cyber warfare attack over Memorial Day Weekend. It increased the number of wounded Americans, namely the defense geeks who, while fighting off the threat, suffered carpal tunnel syndrome." ~ Yasha Harari


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    "Top 10 cyber warfare relationship jokes"

    10) You can take the nerd out of the cyber war room, but you can't remove the computers.

    9) Q: How many cyber warfare specialists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why would you want to change just one lightbulb?

    8) Guns, Ships, Submarines, Jet fighters, Lasers, and Computers aka: Things that don't sell copies of the SI Swimsuit Issue.

    7) Cyber warfare is to global stability as flashmobs are to local volatility.

    6) A nuclear bomb may ruin your day, but a cyber attack will ruin your online gaming time.

    5) While most people may not know alot about cyber warfare, cyber warfare knows alot about most people.

    4) A relationship built on cyber warfare is about as likely to succeed as any government program.

    3) There is an inverse relationship between a cyber warfare soldier's skill in data combat and his or her social skills.

    2) A hot young woman and a cyber soldier are out on a date when a huge jock rudely interrupts them. The cyber nerd calls in a drone strike on the jock, in order to kill the joke.

    ... and the #1 cyber warfare relationship joke is:

    1) For every cyber warfare action, there is an equal and opposite cyber war fair reaction.


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