"Top 10 cyber warfare relationship jokes"
10) You can take the nerd out of the cyber war room, but you can't remove the computers.
9) Q: How many cyber warfare specialists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why would you want to change just one lightbulb?
8) Guns, Ships, Submarines, Jet fighters, Lasers, and Computers aka: Things that don't sell copies of the SI Swimsuit Issue.
7) Cyber warfare is to global stability as flashmobs are to local volatility.
6) A nuclear bomb may ruin your day, but a cyber attack will ruin your online gaming time.
5) While most people may not know alot about cyber warfare, cyber warfare knows alot about most people.
4) A relationship built on cyber warfare is about as likely to succeed as any government program.
3) There is an inverse relationship between a cyber warfare soldier's skill in data combat and his or her social skills.
2) A hot young woman and a cyber soldier are out on a date when a huge jock rudely interrupts them. The cyber nerd calls in a drone strike on the jock, in order to kill the joke.
... and the #1 cyber warfare relationship joke is:
1) For every cyber warfare action, there is an equal and opposite cyber war fair reaction.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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