"Top 10 Reasons Gaddafi Will Lose"
10) B-2 Stealth Bomber Pilots love getting their adrenaline tickled by raids on desert compounds.
9) The Air Force of Qatar is supporting the attacks on Libya.
8) Stormshadow missiles aren't afraid of Khadaffy's rhetoric.
7) The rebels in Benghazi have itchy trigger fingers, and support from an international coalition of air forces.
6) Gaddafi's tent is not rocket-proof.
5) Ghadafi's not Charlie Sheen, and isn't likely to go on a comedy tour in Detroit and Chicago anytime soon.
4) Khadafi's female ninja bodyguards can't actually stop an American F-18 Hornet.
3) The war started on the anniversary date of the Iraq war, and on Purim. That's a bad time to be an enemy of America and Zion.
2) Unfortunately for Gadafi, French President Sarkozy is no Chirac.
... and the #1 Reason Gadafi Will Lose is:
1) Gaddafi can't really fight too well against a Tomohawk missile wearing all those robes and turbans.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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