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:^) Friday, June 24, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 130} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
The Future is Clear
Funny One Liner:
"President Obama is pulling out of Afghanistan, leaving the Taliban to take over again once the U.S. is gone. Makes the whole decade of war seem so worthwhile, right?" ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top 10 Afghanistan jokes"
10) American Liberals and feminists are thrilled that the U.S. is withdrawing from Afghanistan. With the Taliban back in power, they will be able to work once again for Afghan women's rights.
9) Gay and Lesbian activists are happy American soldiers will be coming home from the Afghanistan war, because war veterans are hot and horny.
8) NATO is excited about the possibility of ending its mission in Afghanistan. It will allow them to bomb Muslim countries closer to home.
7) Senator John McCain is glad President Obama is taking the U.S. out of Afghanistan. It will give the next nation-builder President a chance to go back in with more troops.
6) AFGHANISTAN = Another Failed Group Hates America Now Islamists Still Terrify A Nation.
5) The Taliban are sad that America is leaving Afghanistan. They won't get to target practice against the best army anymore, and they're not leaving any American fast food chains or Wal*Marts behind.
4) Foreign policy analysts say America should be proud of leaving Afghanistan not as a Failed state. They remind everyone that a D- is still a passing grade.
3) Afghanistan: As far as the Taliban are concerned, it ain't over 'till the fat lady sings, and for that they stone her to death.
2) Military contractors are disappointed that leaving Afghanistan means they will have to work hard to make more money in a different war.
... and the #1 Afghanistan joke is:
1) The country that is happiest that we left Iraq and are leaving Afghanistan: Iran.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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