"Top 10 war criminal jokes"
10) Hitler, Stalin and Radko Mladic are all burning in Hell, chained to a rock, and chatting about old times, when a giant foot from above crushes them slowly into a lava pit.
9) It only takes one war criminal to change a lightbulb, but he needs a weapon to make someone else do it.
8) Captured war criminals should be forced to compete against each other in track and field events, where everyone but the winner is executed, and the winner is made to compete until dead.
7) Milosevic, Karadic, Mladic. I C a pattern here.
6) Unlike Osama who was a Muslim who mostly killed Muslims, Radko Mladic apparently wasn't hunted down and killed by Seal Team 6 because he was a Christian who mostly killed Muslims.
5) Pakistan probably had about as much to do with hiding Osama bin-Laden as Serbia had to do with hiding Radko Mladic. Everything.
4) You can try a criminal, and you can try a war criminal, but it's usually better to let the war criminals kill themselves.
3) Osama bin-Laden is dead and Radko Mladic is in custody. Shouldn't the price of oil start dropping already?
2) There are war criminals and there are regular criminals, but there are no regular war criminals, and every last one of them deserves to be dragged through the thorns of a free press.
... and the #1 war criminal joke is:
1) The Serbian people don't have Radko Mladic to kick around anymore.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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