"Top 10 Political jokes for the 2010 Winter holidays"
10. The Government wants to spend $500,000 of political Pork dollars for Obesity Research. Here's the conclusion, for free: Americans are fat. Cut it out.
9. Q: Why doesn't Santa Claus bailout the economy?
A: His lobby couldn't get any earmarks in on the Winter Tax Bill.
8. Q: What's an earmark?
A: If you have to ask, you won't benefit from it.
7. As Obama continues more and more of his predecessor's policies, somewhere in Texas, George W Bush is chuckling.
6. $208,000 Pork spending for Beaver Research. That one got snatched up damn quick.
5. Obama's promises of Hope and Change have fallen flat ... into the same cyclical cesspool as his political predecessors.
4. Media: Mr. President, why are you continuing so many of W's policies?
President Obama: It's Bush's fault!
3. The Polynesian Voyaging Society in Hawaii got earmarked for over $300,000 in Tax Bill pork-barrel spending. Talk about a nice luau!
2. Q: Why are politicians working so hard to push through the Tax Bill before the 2010 Winter Holidays?
A: They want to make sure they bring home some Pork and Ham for the holidays.
... and the #1 Political joke for the 2010 Winter holidays is:
1. Q: How do you spell Hope and Change?
A: G-O-V-E-R-N-M-E-N-T P-O-R-K.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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