"Top 10 Superhero Jokes"
10. Behind every great superhero, is an inspiring supervillain.
9. Where does Superman get his costume dry cleaned?
8. How many superheroes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but s/he can't do it while fighting the supervillain, unless that's the thing that saves the world.
7. Why aren't there any superheroes without any tragic flaws?
6. Which theme park do superheroes prefer?
5. How many superheroes were counted in the most recent U.S. Population Census?
4. How many superheroes have slept in the Lincoln Bedroom at The White House?
3. Sometimes a superhero ain't nothin' but a large sandwich.
2. How do you collect debt from a superhero?
... and the #1 Superhero Joke is:
1. One superhero can ruin your game.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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