"Top 10 Mask Jokes"
10. The day after Christmas is the day you see all the masks of gratitude fall away at the gift return counter.
9. What's the point of veiled women wearing beauty masks?
8. Sir Paul McCartney wears a mask of pacifism, except during wartime (ie: The War on Terror), which is not unlike
being vegetarian between meals.
7. There seems to be a great shortage of people who wear festive masks on a daily basis.
6. Do you think Jim Carrey would be as famous if it were not for The Mask?
5. One irony about masks is that they were created to express emotions for theatre actors, who by their trade, must
display emotion with or without masks, to an audience of people who try to hide their emotions, without wearing masks,
until after the performance.
4. If you go to a masquerade ball without a mask, are you declaring that you have had facial plastic surgery, or that
you are about to?
3. Never underestimate the power of a mask. The people who make the laws we all must suffer, wear them all the time --
especially when dividing up the powers of the world.
2. What does an invisible mask look like?
... and the #1 Mask Joke is:
1. What do you call someone who always wears a mask? Two-faced.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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