"Top 10 firefighter jokes"
10. Q: What doesn't a firefighter need to say while fighting the flames?
A: "Got a light?"
9. Q: What red hot word starts with "F" and ends in "UCK"?
A: FIRETRUCK.
8. CHAOS (acronym): Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
7. If H 2 O is inside a fire hydrant, then on the outside there is K 9 P.
6. A fireman had two sons. He named them Hosea and Hoseb.
5. Q: If a fire chief and a politician jumped out of a burning building at the same time, which one would hit the net first?
A: The fire chief. The politician would stop and ask for directions.
4. Q: Why do Deputy Fire Marshals avoid looking outside in the morning?
A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.
3. 1 Alarm fire, 5 alarm fire. Same same. It's just a matter of degrees.
2. Q: What happens when a firefighter dies?
A: He lets go of the remote control.
... and the #1 firefighter joke is:
1. Q: How do you put out a fire?
A: Remove the Heat, Fuel, Oxygen, or the Chief!.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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