"Top 10 Christmas Day Jokes"
10. What is the scientfic formula for calculating the number of children who have been Naughty and Nice?
9. It's definitely not Christmas in Saudi Arabia.
8. Reindeer: Why aren't they called Snowdeer?
7. Who does Santa Claus leave cookies and milk for?
6. If Black Peter shows up with his bag of coal and thorny branches, I know the perfect S&M club for him to visit.
5. Toys: The little things that make children forget all about the Spirit of Christmas.
4. Christians love to say the spirit of Christmas lives inside them every day. If that's true, why do they make such a big deal about it three months a year?
3. Considering how many children Santa delivers to every Christmas, isn't it amazing that you have never seen his gigantic sleigh flying around?
2. Would you even know who Santa Claus is, if there was no Coca-Cola?
... and the #1 Christmas Day Joke is:
1. Christmas is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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