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:^) Saturday, December 4, 2010 {Vol. 15, # 015} (^8   Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!) Who needs a real fire brigade when you have hi-tech? Share | Funny One Liner: "The Carmel is on fire. So much for Hanukah." ~ Yasha Harari The Daily Dose Joke: "Top 10 funny Israel fire jokes" 10. Israel's wild forrest fire is spreading because ... wait for it ... Israel only expects fires in the Summer. 9. So much for always expecting the unexpected. If only Israel had listened to Gandalf's lesson. 8. Israel's failure to have proper equipment and resources to contain the Carmel Mountain fires proves that they ignored the Boy Scouts Motto: Be Prepared. 7. In the grand irony that is the Middle East, the very same Palestinians who call for Israel's destruction by fire, have sent firefighting aid to help put out the flames. 6. Of course Israel wasn't prepared for a wild fire. The Interior Minister (from the ultra-orthodox Shas party) was too busy funding yeshivas to think about such petty things as firefighting. 5. Hizbollah rejoices as Israel faces a horribly destructive wild fire. Well what else would you expect from a group that takes its orders from an angry cleric in a turban? 4. Israel: Home to more hi-tech innovations per-capita than any other country, and a total inability to contain flames. 3. How much candlepower will burn in the Carmel fires this Hanukah? 2. This year on Hanukah, if you want to light candles for Israel's sake, just be sure you have plenty of water nearby. ... and the #1 funny Israel fire joke is: 1. Is it too early to host a roast of the parties responsible for the Hanukah fires of 2010? Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com and OyVey.co.il. (^8 The Daily Dose Funny Video Clip! :^D (: Birds and Pigs go at it in a fiery MidEast-style peace summit! :D

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