"Top Ten funny NASA new life jokes"
10. Now that we know life can thrive on Arsenic, the possibilities have greatly increased for finding poison-resistant species of corrupt lawyers and politicians.
9. Charles Rangle (D-NY) has proven that you can survive a poisounous censure in the snake pit of the House and be politically reborn, if only you have the Ways and Means
to do it.
8. Since NASA has confirmed that there is life with a different DNA structure to all other forms of life as we know it, there are good reasons to start examining the DNA
of many public figures, starting with the notorious Mr. Assange (founder of Wikileaks).
7. Isn't it possible that Rasputin's DNA thrived on arsenic and cyanide?
6. NASA: Need Another Space Alien.
5. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Arsenic?
4. NASA has proven that Arsenic doesn't kill all life, and that some in fact thrive on it. That seems to explain a lot about the endurance of certain World Leaders.
3. Who'd knew? New life was found by NASA in an arsenic-rich pond in California. And you thought there was no benefit to medical marijuana?
2. If you're a diplomat having lunch with a lifeform based on Arsenic, should you share drinks with your alien counterpart?
... and the #1 funny NASA new life joke is:
1. Q: Now that we know Arsenic is a life-building block, how many life forms are possible?
A: (In a Carl Sagan voice): Billions and Billions of them.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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