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:^) Sunday, December 6, 2009 {Vol. 14, # 028} (^8 "Every Silver Lining's Got A ... Touch of Grey."
25 Days of Weird Christmas: Santa Dylan San Francisco Chronicle There are so many things that are weird--I mean truly, nutso--about this next piece of Yule time culture, that it's not even worth enumerating. ...
The Backroads ? Human voices are weird Ontario Argus Observer You ride up to a drive-through squawk box, having a normal conversation with the driver, when all of the sudden it happens. ...
This weird ink blot is our first taste of Dead Space 2 Destructoid It looks like the same cracked out marketing team behind Dante's Inferno is also hard at work on promoting Visceral's other big game, Dead Space 2. ...
A Note On Chone Figgins, Stathead Orthodoxy, and Me Royals Review (blog) by royalsreview on Dec 5, 2009 4:19 PM EST in Honoring & Remembering 0 comments It was 2002, and I was living in a weird apartment that was on the second ...
Grill Hills: What are these weird seeds? Times LIVE Stewing over a recipe? Baffled by an ingredient? Hilary Biller answers your food questions. Send your queries to food@sundaytimes.co.za or post them to PO ...
Colbert, Fey and Carell: Comedy's power players Chicago Tribune These 1990s alums from Chicago's famous sketch troupe are pushing television comedy in this decade toward becoming a looser, more improvisational art form, ...
I would like Vindu to win Bigg Boss: Raju Times of India Raju, who has been a stand-up comedian and actor for 25 years, got his big break with comedy talent show "The Great Indian Laughter Challenge". ...
scriptease Improv & Sketch Comedy San Jose Mercury News Tease the season for good old fashion holiday cheer and improvisational hijinx. Come take a break from all that holiday hustle and bustle with scriptease's ...
50 years of funny nwitimes.com HAVING HER SAY - - Comedy actress Jackie Hoffman, who spent eight years with Chicago's Second City, holds court with hilarity in her one-woman show "Whining ... Second City celebrates 50 years of funnyChicago Tribune
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Q: What did the deadheads say when they ran out of pot?
A: This music kind of sucks
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Q: Why can't the Grateful Dead play musical chairs?
A: Because the music never stops.
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Q: How do you know the Grateful Dead played in your town 2 months ago?
A: The deadheads are still in the lot.
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Q: How many Deadheads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It takes at least two, but Deadheads don't screw in a lightbulb, they screw in a dirty sleeping bag.
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Q: Why do Deadheads dance with their hands up in front of their faces?
A: So the music doesn't get in their eyes!
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Q: How can you tell if Deadheads have been in your house?
A: They're still there!
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Q: How do you know when the Deadheads in your house are about to leave?
A: The phone bill comes.
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Q: Where do you hide things from deadheads?
A: Under the soap.
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Q: If you see three flies in the bathroom, how do you know which one is the deadhead?
A: The one on the pot.
... and the number 1 Grateful Dead Q&A joke:
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Q: How many DeadHeads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 1000; 1 to do it and 999 to tape it.
Venting at the Office Helps Hearts Wall Street Journal The daily dose of folic acid in the studies was up to six times as high as the average dose delivered by US fortification. The studies took place in Norway, ...
High-dose Folic Acid and B12 May Hike Cancer Risk MedPage Today "In this study, the daily dose that was given was 400 ?g ... so it is really illogical to try to 'blame' the folic acid for the effects observed, ...
First thoughts: No pain, no gain? msnbc.com It's obvious that the majority of them haven't taken the time to EDUCATE themselves and they're doing nothing more than parroting the daily dose of ...
Editorial: Efficiency forced on government Enterprise-Record Who really needs the daily dose of junk mail on Saturdays? Changing mail delivery to five days a week would save a load of money on salaries. ...
Millions help provide family caregiving services San Gabriel Valley Tribune The daily dose of joy is important for all of us. For up-to-date information and support, contact USC's Los Angeles Caregiver Resource Center at ...
The Pakistani state as a suicide bomber Daily News & Analysis The tendency instead has been to bizarrely blame the daily dose of recent terror on the Israeli Mossad, the Indian RAW and the American CIA -- in fact, ...
50 years of funny nwitimes.com HAVING HER SAY - - Comedy actress Jackie Hoffman, who spent eight years with Chicago's Second City, holds court with hilarity in her one-woman show "Whining ... Second City celebrates 50 years of funnyChicago Tribune
'Funny People' Blu-ray full of exclusives Toronto Sun Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen become "best friends forever" in Funny People, filmmaker Judd Apatow's (inset) third directorial ...
AL Kennedy on Funny Bones guardian.co.uk Funny Bones ? it's a film about being funny and about being yourself, about being funny as an expression, a definition of self. ...
A funny thing happened on the way through the phone book Pocono Record WASHINGTON ? I love funny names. I notice them, collect them, remember them. Some names are funny because they are eerily appropriate to the person or his ...
Leigh Francis: A funny five minutes Mirror.co.uk People come up to me and say, 'Say something funny', and I make a honking sound (he does it ? it's very funny). That usually makes people laugh. ...
