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The Daily Dose Funny Video Clip: hi speed film: Busted VCR (feat. the Bomb Shelter Music Club) More Funny Comedy Video Clips: See also: Laughzilla The X Dose - The Dirtiest Jokes And: Oy Vey! Jewish Jokes, Comedy & Humor. The Daily Dose of Weird News: weird - Google News 25 Days of Weird Christmas: Better watch out, Krampus is coming to town - San Francisco Chronicle San Francisco Chronicle 25 Days of Weird Christmas: Better watch out, Krampus is coming to town San Francisco Chronicle Happy Krampus Day everyone! It's one of the most wonderful times of the year. "What's Krampus Day?" you might ask. Well, it's a lot like Christmas. ... and more » TUF 10 Finale: TUF 10 Finals - Roy Nelson vs. Brendan Schaub - FightLine.com ESPN TUF 10 Finale: TUF 10 Finals - Roy Nelson vs. Brendan Schaub FightLine.com Nelson came out to "Fat", the Weird Al Yankovic parody of Michael Jackson's "Bad", which was amusing. ... Roy Nelson kos Brendan Schaub, Wins The Ultimate FighterFanHouse (blog) TUF 10 Finale: Kimbo Slice Takes Unanimous Decision Over Houston AlexanderMMA for Real Roy Nelson Wins The Ultimate FighterWatch Kalib Run (blog) MMAjunkie.com -FightLine.com all 314 news articles » 25 Days of Weird Christmas: Santa Dylan - San Francisco Chronicle 25 Days of Weird Christmas: Santa Dylan San Francisco Chronicle There are so many things that are weird--I mean truly, nutso--about this next piece of Yule time culture, that it's not even worth enumerating. ... and more » This weird ink blot is our first taste of Dead Space 2 - Destructoid This weird ink blot is our first taste of Dead Space 2 Destructoid It looks like the same cracked out marketing team behind Dante's Inferno is also hard at work on promoting Visceral's other big game, Dead Space 2. ... and more » The Backroads ? Human voices are weird - Ontario Argus Observer The Backroads ? 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Funny Quote: "When is a question not a question?" ~ Laughzilla The Daily Dose Joke: "Blonde's VCR" A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes to the video shop and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating. She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video shop to complain. Blonde: "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape, but static." Shop assistant: "Sorry about, that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?" Blonde says "It's called 'Head Cleaner'." Reference: Joke File Random Joke: JokesAreAwesome.com Random Joke A blonde speeder is pulled over by a bl... 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